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Updated: I won a hundred dollar, true or false

Posted by darbs on April 26, 2009

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I won!

I won!

I won!

I won the bet!

Court of appeal acquits that is!

I won a hundred dollar bet;

In favor to the acquittal, I was;

How could I?

When all my American Friends,

Thought OTHERWISE;

Yes, I won because I saw the pattern;

Five of them against – –  didn’t live the time!

The proof of my “WAKAL”, so the betting PROPOSED…

WANNA BET? THEY TOOK THE BAIT!

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And yes I won…

WHO’S LAUGHING NOW SUCKERS!
But wait…
By the look of your eyes when you handed the DOUGH…

I felt that I lost my soul;

My pride as a Filipino.

I felt the shame, AND GUILT for YEARS

when the bishop ACCUSED me of no SPIRITUALITY…

Now, may dag-dag pang mapalit ug SUGAROL nga pakapin!

But don’t worry;
ENGRAVED IN MY SOUL THE  PASANGIL CULTURE;

Now I pray!

Darn you POVERTY!

DARN YOU!

Darn you promises of HEAVEN ON EARTH!

DARN YOU!

Pagmaya adunahang puti!

Pagmaya!

Gamhanan GAYOD uyamot si “In God We Trust”

Kinsa ang makapildi ni “In God We Trust?”

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misalir ang YAM-YAM!

“Court of Appeals Acquits Accused in Subic Rape”

Why?
I don’t wanna tell you why?

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All I know is JUSTICE SERVED!

All I know is I won the BET!

END OF THE STORY!

What can I do but enjoy my HUNDRED DOLLARS WINNING STREAK!

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Warning: Gambling is illegal outside the Casino...

Disclaimer: Dear Uncle Same.

The betting did not happen.

I made up the story out of frustration.

No animal was harmed in the making of this fictional story.

Thank you and GOOD MORNING…

AND BY THE WAY…no comments for you!

This is the defiance of your “Rights of  Reply LAW!” so I can “Rights of Reply Hundred Dollar Bill!”

 

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