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Question who: Kinsa si butakal nga pari?

Posted by darbs on July 3, 2009

Kantahon ta ang kantang “Si Butakal, si butakal…”

kodak-kodak ops

kodak-kodak ops

Sa dinner table istoryahan ang tanan.

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dFish said

July 3, 2009 at 5:46 am e

Kinsa man kuno ning Pinoy nga paring butakal?

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Tubag: Kinsa pa kundili si Padri Elvis.

hahaha! ayaw, kuno isugilon ang kabuang kay basin kataw-an sa ubang relihiyon.

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” Rev. Elvis loved me tender”,  but not the LOVE that knows BOUNDARY, not the love of what the VOWS required…

KARNAL! KARNAL! ang nasa isip. So, practioneer of Chas-titi nyu! learn the ways and means of the buddhist monks – – integrate to the celi-bate life nyu!

Paring butakal

Paring butakal

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7 Responses to “Question who: Kinsa si butakal nga pari?”

  1. darbs said

    $25 million lang sa luso ni padri este lawsuit ni padre.

  2. dFish said

    Maayo siguro ni si paring butakal, pa-eskwelahon sa iyang obispo ug cooking para mapuslan gihapon, ang enerhiya dili ma-divert sa pagbiga-biga nga wala sa lugar…(tama ba darbs, naa bay bigaon nga naa sa lugar?)

    • dFish said

      Tama ko sa akong cooking suggestion kay tig-deliver man diay ug pizza si parbut, part-time $6 per hora para naay ibutang sa balikbayan box iyawat…Pero mao ni giingon nga: Pizza na, naging bayagra pa, pasayloa ko Amahan…

  3. darbs said

    tama ba darbs, naa bay bigaon nga naa sa lugar?

    hahaha! lisuda tubagon anang pangutana nimo DFish. kahinumdom man sad ko sa tubag ni LalaineS, when I asked her “How long is long?”

    Ang sagot which is impressive!

    “Long” is a relative concept, so I cannot answer your question. “Long day” is metaphorical, too.

    Here is the link of that conversation:
    Summer Solstice in Stonehenge

    So, balik sa @DFish question/statement/rhetorical/parable or whatever interpretation you want to with the group of words below.

    tama ba darbs, naa bay bigaon nga naa sa lugar?

    Lets go back 26 years ago.
    Imagine, we met in the seminary (minor or major seminary)pick – – both seminarians. Umuusok ang ilong at dugo na MAGING ALAGAD NI HESUS – parang could not wait to be with the Kristohanong Katilingban…hindi lang misa ang gagawin araw araw….andami paaaa! But, bilang isang pari.

    Answer: may conservatib, dogmatic sa belief at panatiko sa kanyang pagtoo na liberal?

    DFish, Theoritically I will agree but in praktis… 23 years of self-infliction…bwahahahaha!

    …Of what I know now, that I don’t know before, knowing that to know is really what I don’t know to what we know, know now. hahaha! I did not make that up… remember Donald Rumsfield, sekretari of U.S. Amerikan depensa mekanismo nga marorix kaayo? yes! a reminder lang sa pinaka MARORIX nga tig-pamababa. EX-SECRETARY OF DEFENSE Donald Rumsfield.

    wow! that guys is one hell of a smart sampot sa lubot nga kigwahon, ang tawong bitokon…bwhahahaha!

    but there was a reason why he could be what he wanna be!

    Reason: HE WAS THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE! in the UNITED STATES CONTINENTAL ARMY who KICKED OUT the British Empire FROM the United States of America!

    DFish, may problema ang word bigaon. It has to be deleted and change it to just “gentleman”, like Christ.

    He is the example. How can we be wrong?

    Problem is, if we accepted na there is such thing as “bigaon” apan naa sa lugar…

    …then, not in religious life. the Vows should not just be lived but must be protected by those who accepted in FRONT OF THE UNIVERSAL CHURCH.

    Therefore, dishonorable vows should be considered traitors of the Religious Circle.

    Sigaw sa mga irong gapangkapon ang sarili who survived the turmoil of their youths.

    Kami gaagwanta lang ug kinamot kamo, pa binday-binday giod? Asa na ang hustisya!

    Danger of justifying deviant action words:
    If you started justifying wrongdoings in a heavenly life on earth example.. obedience, chas-titi nyu!

    Oy, si Padri mga batan-ong chicks na man ang kuyog kuyog…
    morag may istorya na ang naglapnag nga may dugo daw nga nakita sa… WHAT? VIRGIN ang natigbak?

    hahahaha! swerti nga pari, naka-diber-je-nice

    In Amerika, there is such thing as “bigaon nga naa sa lugar” ug makwartahan ang pagkabigaon…

    … sample. Penthouse, Playboy, Hubo-hubo Clubhouse, Pek-pek Night Club, Itutan-Turo-turo-Kulkog Blues…

    Message sa mga chas-titi nyu! Don’t justify deep penetration to ease that tension/energy.

    Hug if allowed in a culture… is more than enough…

    Run 5 miles a day!

    Read books!

    Be creative…

    MEDITATE! Pray the Rosary! Be a vegetarian…

    BE A MIXED MARTIAL ARTIST!

    Learn how to cook!

    As Dfish puts it:

    Maayo siguro ni si paring butakal, pa-eskwelahon sa iyang obispo ug cooking para mapuslan gihapon, ang enerhiya dili ma-divert sa pagbiga-biga nga wala sa lugar…

    In addition: Do gardening, Landscaping… Design and architecture… think on what you can do to your community (socio-economic-political).

    Learn new skills.

    BACK TO THE BASIC QUESTION:

    naa bay bigaon nga naa sa lugar?

    According to the sexual harassment manual naa, kung may self control ka. bwahahahaha!

  4. darbs said

    Dugang… kung may balaod kang gikahadlukan nga kung masayop maski one time, putlon ang imong ikog.

    Some culture, they required/by law/by tradition to castrate ang “tinggil” sa ilang women para dili makapanguwag. hahaha! kalooy nga mga babaje, gikuhaan sa ilang rights to feel WHATEVER that “tinggil” (clit) should do to their body.

    Sex Education curriculum kailangan.

    Objective: Name them.. from bigotry, politically incorrectness to politically acceptable and tolerable…

    Visuals:
    Black propa:
    Ipakita nga kahadlukan ang mga putay, gadugo-dugo usahay, morag dinuguan. Kinsa pay ganahang mokaon, kung ang sud-an mao man ang putaheng dinuguan. nahisgutan.
    eiwwww!kaluod… matud pa sa maarteng tig-paka-aron-ingnong kultura…

    Matud pang Bishop Amos General de Areglus “likayi ang mga binday akong kaparian, kay kung inyong ukban kung ganahan way hinungdan ang padulngan. Kung ang kiniskisan makulangan sa pagtagad, mosumbong kini ug motug-an.

    Ayaw ipakita ang sensuality sa sex kay basin ganahan ug utgan, jer-jer na dayon sa confession box (pa giod)nanintal ang paring butakal.

    How the hell could that be?

    How did this individual let his brain think differently?

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