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Akismet calls for the destruction of spammers

Posted by exodians on September 19, 2009

Believe us when we tell you that the bloggers’ enemy in the cyberspace are the spammers.

The image is taken from the website movingfreedom.org: (it’s been awhile so nagparamdam lang po for this occasion.)

Gladly, WordPress Apps has Akismet to shield us from the spammers evil deeds.

Akismet by the way, is the wordpress spam neutralizer and executioner.

Just like in the song Santa Claus is coming to town, “Akismet knows who is naughty and nice.”

Lately two spammers annoy us most – keep on coming after being crushed and destroyed are the following:

  • Spammer Evil Devil Bill-Bartmann
  • Spammer Evil Devil Debt  Eliminator

From the STREETS OF IRAN: AKISMET joined the call, “THE END OF THE SPAMMERS! “

Here are the messages of the spammers. They are nice but full of links and just keep on coming like crazy. Darn it!

Debt Eliminator message:

Great headline. If your cookie has a bite-sized action and your reader completes the action, I think two things happen. Their self-confidence goes up (which feels good) and their trust in you increases. links… links.. links..

And this one from Bill-Bartmann:

Cool site, love the info. I do a lot of research online on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say I’m glad I found your blog. Thanks, A definite great read..

Updated: October 9, 2009

spammer-pharmaIto si Spammer Pharma

Nagbibinta ng Bayagra!

Tinira ni Akismet!

Balik nang balik!

Papaano kaya masugpo,

Si Pharma na nagbibinta ng bayagra?

Kung Spammer si Pharma  mas malala ang ginawa ni Scraper the parasite aggregator website na dito mababasa sa website ni Elmot na nagreklamong,  “Ang Scraper has stolen his balls…awwww!

13 Responses to “Akismet calls for the destruction of spammers”

  1. Mr. Nonsense said

    masarap-ang-spam.com
    lalonatpritosaitlog.net
    yummmytalaga.org

  2. darbs said

    @Mr. Nonsense,

    natikman-ko-na-ang-spam.com
    masarap-lalo-nat-may-sinangag.net
    egg-with-talong-bagoong.org
    kinain-ng-tongresong.gov
    katakam-takam-hello-garci.edu

  3. Mr. Nonsense said

    hello-garci[at]talong.iwatch

  4. darbs said

    magnanakaw-kurap-mikey/general-garcia-fashionista/prison/cell.ny.usa.

  5. Di ka binibisita ng viagra salesmen at ng mga male enhancement spammers? Di kaya pinipili lang ang mga lolo? lols

  6. Snow said

    Hmmm,

    splogbloggersplusspammersarefriends[dot]com.

    Dare to ask who? *lolz*

    • darbs said

      I know who? It is me. Nothing but me…can i smile now? SMILE!

      Charged to… “let there be peace on earth and let it begin with me…” bahala na kung kleyshey and toushey. I can always absorb negativity because it is just me.

      • darbs said

        Reason…sa blessing kumukuha ng energy…

        Heto si Father Fiel ang misyonaryo sa blagesperyo.

        darbs, … God bless you…+

        “Ang puso koy nagpupuri… nagpupuri sa panginoon! Salamat Father Fiel… from the bottom of my heart… Note: “YAHWEH will judge me of my sincerity.”

  7. lagi akong nakakarecieve ng spam…mostly about viagra…pornotube…

    darbs, thanks pala sa pagpost ng blog entry ko dito ha…God bless you…+

    • batman8lo said

      I enjoy reading your story in the seminary… lalo na ung tinanong kang seminaryo ka at may nagsagot na di ka building… it is really true..mga wrong usage na salita..jejeje though I’m not a seminarian I can relate from your experiences at it gives me more courage that if time comes I will be with Him also…

      Your blogs struck me as a simple person… Thank you for sharing…Godluck!

  8. Mahalia said

    Naku minsan na dedenggoy ako ng mga spammers na ito, naapprove ko tuloy. Yun pala super spammer lang, kasi kinabukasan ganon ulit ang comment.

  9. Darbs, I’m really sorry it takes a while, sometimes, for your comments to appear on my site. I have no idea why WordPress/Akismet keeps throwing them into my Spam bucket. I keep telling it you’re NOT SPAM, but it keeps putting you there. If I’ve missed/mass deleted any of your comments, I apologize – sometimes when there are several pages worth, I do miss a few that didn’t deserve to be labeled Spam.

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